How to Die Alone by Mo Welch
Author:Mo Welch
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Workman Publishing Company
Published: 2019-03-13T16:28:08+00:00
Excuses to Use When Calling in “Sick” to Work
1 I’m sick (of showing up).
2 I’m sweating a lot. Like, a lot.
3 Bad hair day. That’s valid, right?
4 Def caught something from Janet.
5 Free lunch gave me food poisoning. It’s all your fault.
6 I’m dehydrated.
7 An eyelash is permanently stuck in my eye.
8 I ran out of toilet paper, so I’m stuck on the toilet.
9 My cat ran away. (To the next room. She likes her space.)
10 I watched a documentary about outer space and thought, “What’s the point?”
11 Carsick.
12 Seasick.
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