How to Die Alone by Mo Welch

How to Die Alone by Mo Welch

Author:Mo Welch
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Workman Publishing Company
Published: 2019-03-13T16:28:08+00:00


Excuses to Use When Calling in “Sick” to Work

1 I’m sick (of showing up).

2 I’m sweating a lot. Like, a lot.

3 Bad hair day. That’s valid, right?

4 Def caught something from Janet.

5 Free lunch gave me food poisoning. It’s all your fault.

6 I’m dehydrated.

7 An eyelash is permanently stuck in my eye.

8 I ran out of toilet paper, so I’m stuck on the toilet.

9 My cat ran away. (To the next room. She likes her space.)

10 I watched a documentary about outer space and thought, “What’s the point?”

11 Carsick.

12 Seasick.



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